Finally some good news for the Ibrox clientele.
Mr. David Cunningham King, the chairman of Rangers International Football Club (RIFC), is about to Jet In.
He will land in Glasgow with a cunning plan to save Sevco.
The RIFC supremo will come armed with a masterful scheme to alleviate the financial distress of the club he now finds himself controlling.
Working in conjunction with his costly PR team he will reveal to the stenographers his deft and potent strategy. He will tell them to go forth and proclaim this revelation through their blatts:
Every single one of The People will have to dig deep to provide the cash to save their club!
Now why did no one think of that before?
Let the Over-Investing begin!